Turdcules There's Somethin' Brewing Toilet Elixir

• Turdcules
• There's Somethin' Brewing
• Smells Like Wisdom and Grandpa's Stories
• Really Smells Like Coffee Beans and Pipe Tobacco
• 100+ Uses Per 2oz Bottle
• Septtic Safe
• Proudly Made In The USA
• SMTNBWG

 There’s somethin’ special about the bond between a Grandfather and their grandchildren. From coffee to pipe tobacco, this dude’s musk had been expertly crafted from years of bad-assery. When he spoke; you listened as if he were ancient living history. With Turdcules’ There’s Somethin’ Brewing Toilet Elixir, you’ll travel back to simpler times when morning coffee, a morning smoke and morning movement were the best way to start the day.