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Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir

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Style #: TRDPEDP

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  • Turdcules
  • Torpedo
  • Smells Like Sunburns and Victory 
  • Really Smells Like Gunpowder and Motor Oil and Grapefruit/Lime
  • 100+ Uses Per 2oz Bottle
  • Septtic Safe
  • Proudly Made In The USA

 When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.