Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
Style #: TRDPEDP
- Smells Like Sunburns and Victory
- Really Smells Like Gunpowder and Motor Oil and Grapefruit/Lime
- 100+ Uses Per 2oz Bottle
- Septtic Safe
- Proudly Made In The USA
When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.