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Turdcules Log Splitter Toilet Elixir

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Style #: LOGSPLT

  • Turdcules
  • Log Splitter
  • Smells Like Tree Bark and Grit
  • Really Smells Like Leather and Pine and Moss
  • 100+ Uses Per 2oz Bottle
  • Septtic Safe
  • Proudly Made In The USA

 Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his s**t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.