Turdcules Log Splitter Toilet Elixir
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$12.99
Style #: LOGSPLT
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- Turdcules
- Log Splitter
- Smells Like Tree Bark and Grit
- Really Smells Like Leather and Pine and Moss
- 100+ Uses Per 2oz Bottle
- Septtic Safe
- Proudly Made In The USA
- LOGSPLT
Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his s**t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.