Turdcules Log Splitter Toilet Elixir

• Turdcules
• Log Splitter
• Smells Like Tree Bark and Grit
• Really Smells Like Leather and Pine and Moss
• 100+ Uses Per 2oz Bottle
• Septtic Safe
• Proudly Made In The USA
• LOGSPLT

 Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his s**t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.